Funny Quotes about friends

Here you will find the funniest Happy Birthday wishes. Check out this awesome collection of 100 funny birthday wishes and messages. Put a smile on your friends’ faces on the most important day of the year!

• Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
• Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.
• On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
• Another year, another new place that aches.
• I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
• At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
• Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
• Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
• Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

• Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
• Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
• In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
• 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!
• Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
• It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
• It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
• Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
• It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
• It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
• It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
• Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!
• Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
• Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’
• Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
• Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
• May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
• May you live to be old and toothless.
• Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
• My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
• My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
• No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
• Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
• On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
• One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
• People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
• Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
• Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.
• Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!
• Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
• Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
• So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
• So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
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